The Grunx: Revenge of The Grunx (Part One)

I'd like to preface this post with this: I am the worst updater ever. My apologies.

Phew! Glad that's over! Now, to the meat!

To celebrate the birth of our great nation, several mighty men and women attacked The Grunx with a cot-damn vengeance. For starters, D BIGGS absolutely DEVASTATED A New Pair of Glasses, v7:

Forty-two weak-ass pansy baby sissies were facewrecked in the making of this picture.

Not to be outdone, THE TEEG decided to do some getting big of his own. The man has some unorthodox ideas about warming up:

Nothing I could write here would make this more awesome.

After the warmup, THE TEEG sunk his fangs into his Summer of Strong project, The Lorax, v4.

THE TEEG is so strong he makes that hold look good.

Naturally, The Lorax was conquered! I've seen THE TEEG in the gym all summer. Dude's been working hard, and he totally deserves all the awesomeness he has achieved. With this send, he has, er, ascended! He is no longer THE TEEG; he is now . . .

. . . THE JESUS.

Yeah. That's frickin' awesome. There was a lot more climbing done by this illustrious group that weekend, but here are a couple more highlights:

The Jesus throwing on the Gill Egg, v4

Raygun being an animal on The Lorax, v4

Ziggy Smalls helping the Next Great One crimp all over Boxcar Arete, v8

We part ways with this: the Excellence Czar conquering Andrew Leap (or Jump, or something), v2.

If only I had added a couple of explosions to go with that cheesy slo-mo. I'd be the next Michael Bay!

Next time: THE RECKONING!

After that: The other story from this weekend, including information on where the hell I've been for so long, as well as a send long in the making by Miss Lady!

Photo credits: THE JESUS and Raygun on The Lorax - Dustin Briggs, a.k.a. D BIGGS
All remaining photos: Danielle Vennard, a.k.a. Ziggy Smalls